lil plant corner makes me happy (:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

racial:

hate texting ppl who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say u hate me and want me to die

shitpostgenerator:

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

edgay:

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live